When I was in Engineeering school, I use to notice that going out to the pub and staying home and studying felt different. I am a major fun guy but as moderator of this forum I notice that I seem more like study hall than free beer. "Does this VW make me look fat" HA AHA
In the automotive section at Wal-Mart, they sell clear funnels with a short hose attached. They even have a twist-valve at the junction. The check-out girl advised me to try it as a beer-bong before using it on the car. I may yet buy another for that purpose.